Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Flying Pig Hoax

This last Saturday on May 26th, Paul Pork devised a plan to have possibly invented a flying pig. When reporters came by to check out the scene, a robin bird happened to pass by and "snip" off an invisible string connected to the pig!
 "It wasn't my fault, he made me do it. I wanted to tell you, but I was too high up," complained the victim, BBQ Junior. Paul Pork claimed that he did it for fun, to fool around with the reporters. Well, that fun and games took him to court.
 Since he falsely stated that he had invented the "Flying Pig," he has been charged with a misdemeanor of falsely calling reporters for a hoax. His trial will began this upcoming Thursday, on May 30th. The trial will begin at 8:00 a.m.
Caption of BBQ Junior falsely flying in the air



Caption of the defendant, Paul Porky

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